http://xkcd.com XKCD Archive http://xkcd.com/1493/ <img alt="Meeting" src="http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/meeting.png" /><p><i>Here at CompanyName.website, our three main strengths are our web-facing chairs, our huge collection of white papers, and the fact that we physically cannot die.</i></p> Sun, 29 Mar 2015 07:00:59 -0000 http://xkcd.com/1494/ <img alt="Insurance" src="http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/insurance.png" /><p><i>LIFEHACKS: You can just take all the luggage off the airport conveyer belt and leave with it. They don't check that it's yours at the door!</i></p> Sun, 29 Mar 2015 07:01:00 -0000 http://xkcd.com/1495/ <img alt="Hard Reboot" src="http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/hard_reboot.png" /><p><i>Googling inevitably reveals that my problem is caused by a known bug triggered by doing [the exact combination of things I want to do]. I can fix it, or wait a few years until I don't want that combination of things anymore, using the kitchen timer until then.</i></p> Sun, 29 Mar 2015 07:01:01 -0000 http://xkcd.com/1496/ <img alt="Art Project" src="http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/art_project.png" /><p><i>It's my most ambitious project yet, judging by the amount of guacamole.</i></p> Mon, 30 Mar 2015 07:01:00 -0000 http://xkcd.com/1497/ <img alt="New Products" src="http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/new_products.png" /><p><i>If you ever hear "Wait, is that Kim Dotcom's new project? I'm really excited about it and already signed up, although I'm a little nervous about whether everyone should hand over control of their medical...", it's time to dig a bunker in your backyard.</i></p> Mon, 30 Mar 2015 07:01:01 -0000 http://xkcd.com/1498/ <img alt="Terry Pratchett" src="http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/terry_pratchett.png" /><p><i>Thank you for teaching us how big our world is by sharing so many of your own.</i></p> Mon, 30 Mar 2015 07:01:02 -0000 http://xkcd.com/1499/ <img alt="Arbitrage" src="http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/arbitrage.png" /><p><i>The invisible hand of the market never texts me back.</i></p> Tue, 31 Mar 2015 07:00:59 -0000 http://xkcd.com/1500/ <img alt="Upside-Down Map" src="http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/upside_down_map.png" /><p><i>Due to their proximity across the channel, there's long been tension between North Korea and the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Southern Ireland.</i></p> Tue, 31 Mar 2015 07:01:00 -0000 http://xkcd.com/1501/ <img alt="Mysteries" src="http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/mysteries.png" /><p><i>At the bottom left: The mystery of why, when I know I needed to be asleep an hour ago, I decide it's a good time to read through every Wikipedia article in the categories 'Out-of-place artifacts', 'Earth mysteries', 'Anomalous weather', and 'List of people who disappeared mysteriously'.</i></p> Tue, 31 Mar 2015 07:01:01 -0000 http://xkcd.com/1502/ <img alt="Wasted Time" src="http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/wasted_time.png" /><p><i>Since it sounds like your time spent typing can't possibly be less productive than your time spent not typing, have you tried typing SLOWER?</i></p> Wed, 01 Apr 2015 07:00:59 -0000 http://xkcd.com/1503/ <img alt="Squirrel Plan" src="http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/squirrel_plan.png" /><p><i>[Halfway to the Sun ...] Heyyyy ... what if this BALLOON is full of acorns?!</i></p> Wed, 01 Apr 2015 07:01:00 -0000 http://xkcd.com/1504/ <img alt="Opportunity" src="http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/opportunity.png" /><p><i>We all remember those famous first words spoken by an astronaut on the surface of Mars: "That's one small step fo- HOLY SHIT LOOK OUT IT'S GOT SOME KIND OF DRILL! Get back to the ... [unintelligible] ... [signal lost]"</i></p> Wed, 01 Apr 2015 07:01:01 -0000 http://xkcd.com/1505/ <img alt="Ontological Argument" src="http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/ontological_argument.png" /><p><i>A God who holds the world record for eating the most skateboards is greater than a God who does not hold that record.</i></p> Thu, 02 Apr 2015 07:00:59 -0000 http://xkcd.com/1506/ Thu, 02 Apr 2015 07:01:00 -0000 http://xkcd.com/1506/# Thu, 02 Apr 2015 07:01:01 -0000