http://oglaf.com Oglaf Archive http://oglaf.com/nyx/ <img alt="Pole star" id="strip" src="https://media.oglaf.com/comic/nyx.jpg" title="Can I interest you in a threesome with a mosaic?" /><div><i>Can I interest you in a threesome with a mosaic?</i></div><div><i>Pole star</i></div> Mon, 27 Jul 2020 07:59:57 +0000 http://oglaf.com/golf/ <img alt="cooling breezes" id="strip" src="https://media.oglaf.com/comic/golf.jpg" title="I don't get shot during the retreat thanks to butt armour" /><div><i>I don't get shot during the retreat thanks to butt armour</i></div><div><i>cooling breezes</i></div> Mon, 3 Aug 2020 07:59:57 +0000 http://oglaf.com/singles/ <img alt="Omnivore seeks similar" id="strip" src="https://media.oglaf.com/comic/singles.jpg" title="and that's how the deer got its stripes." /><div><i>and that's how the deer got its stripes.</i></div><div><i>Omnivore seeks similar</i></div> Mon, 10 Aug 2020 07:59:57 +0000 http://oglaf.com/skymetal/ <img alt="The sword is way too keen." id="strip" src="https://media.oglaf.com/comic/skymetal.jpg" title="The business end is away on business." /><div><i>The business end is away on business.</i></div><div><i>The sword is way too keen.</i></div> Mon, 17 Aug 2020 07:59:58 +0000 http://oglaf.com/swordtips/ <img alt="Reply hazy, try again" id="strip" src="https://media.oglaf.com/comic/swordtips.jpg" title="I have a magic recipe sword too but it smells garlicky" /><div><i>I have a magic recipe sword too but it smells garlicky</i></div><div><i>Reply hazy, try again</i></div> Mon, 24 Aug 2020 07:59:57 +0000 http://oglaf.com/carnosaur/ <img alt="'allo saurus" id="strip" src="https://media.oglaf.com/comic/carnosaur.jpg" title="I feel like there used to be more paleontologists" /><div><i>I feel like there used to be more paleontologists</i></div><div><i>'allo saurus</i></div> Mon, 31 Aug 2020 07:59:57 +0000 http://oglaf.com/upskill/ <img alt="based on a true story" id="strip" src="https://media.oglaf.com/comic/masterclass_wyl7ZOj.jpg" title="Damn a friend to learning for a 10% discount" /><div><i>Damn a friend to learning for a 10% discount</i></div><div><i>based on a true story</i></div> Mon, 7 Sep 2020 07:59:57 +0000 http://oglaf.com/keepsakes/ <img alt="There may be some disorientation, lasting a week." id="strip" src="https://media.oglaf.com/comic/keepsakes.jpg" title="I'm a transfer student." /><div><i>I'm a transfer student.</i></div><div><i>There may be some disorientation, lasting a week.</i></div> Mon, 14 Sep 2020 07:59:57 +0000 http://oglaf.com/addons/ <img alt="Sea monsters" id="strip" src="https://media.oglaf.com/comic/addons.jpg" title="oooo- right in the poop deck" /><div><i>oooo- right in the poop deck</i></div><div><i>Sea monsters</i></div> Mon, 21 Sep 2020 07:59:58 +0000 http://oglaf.com/eurydice/ <img alt="Orpheus takes the elevator" id="strip" src="https://media.oglaf.com/comic/eurydice1.jpg" title="Play some One Direction, Orpheus- this is hell, after all." /><div><i>Play some One Direction, Orpheus- this is hell, after all.</i></div><div><i>Orpheus takes the elevator</i></div> Mon, 28 Sep 2020 07:59:58 +0000 http://oglaf.com/eurydice/2/ <img alt="mind the horns" id="strip" src="https://media.oglaf.com/comic/eurydice2.jpg" title="Orpheus' next album was sadder but sexier" /><div><i>Orpheus' next album was sadder but sexier</i></div><div><i>mind the horns</i></div> Mon, 28 Sep 2020 07:59:59 +0000 http://oglaf.com/pegleg/ <img alt="Check out my 'hornpipes to fuck to' playlist on Spotify" id="strip" src="https://media.oglaf.com/comic/pegleg.jpg" title="Remember how we talked about not squirting ink this time?" /><div><i>Remember how we talked about not squirting ink this time?</i></div><div><i>Check out my 'hornpipes to fuck to' playlist on Spotify</i></div> Mon, 5 Oct 2020 07:59:57 +0000 http://oglaf.com/N2/ <img alt="I liked it before it was good" id="strip" src="https://media.oglaf.com/comic/N-2.jpg" title="If you're into sophisticated sex, expect to pay much more for your porn" /><div><i>If you're into sophisticated sex, expect to pay much more for your porn</i></div><div><i>I liked it before it was good</i></div> Mon, 12 Oct 2020 07:59:58 +0000 http://oglaf.com/bippity/ <img alt="I've still got burns from that baked alaska" id="strip" src="https://media.oglaf.com/comic/bippity.jpg" title="glass platter" /><div><i>glass platter</i></div><div><i>I've still got burns from that baked alaska</i></div> Mon, 19 Oct 2020 07:59:57 +0000 http://oglaf.com/open-house/ <img alt="Original decor, also cursed decor" id="strip" src="https://media.oglaf.com/comic/open_house_1_18ztIeH.jpg" title="Nice kitchen, leafy outlook, somewhat cursed." /><div><i>Nice kitchen, leafy outlook, somewhat cursed.</i></div><div><i>Original decor, also cursed decor</i></div> Mon, 26 Oct 2020 07:59:58 +0000 http://oglaf.com/open-house/2/ <img alt="you rarely see an adult spider baby" id="strip" src="https://media.oglaf.com/comic/open_house_2_UFgkS7c.jpg" title="Fully furnished WITH TERROR" /><div><i>Fully furnished WITH TERROR</i></div><div><i>you rarely see an adult spider baby</i></div> Mon, 26 Oct 2020 07:59:59 +0000 http://oglaf.com/landscaping/ <img alt="obscenery" id="strip" src="https://media.oglaf.com/comic/landscaping.jpg" title="there's nothing hotter than a peaky little mountain" /><div><i>there's nothing hotter than a peaky little mountain</i></div><div><i>obscenery</i></div> Mon, 2 Nov 2020 07:59:57 +0000 http://oglaf.com/caw/ <img alt="Will compile case files for carrion" id="strip" src="https://media.oglaf.com/comic/caw.jpg" title="A legal eagle later took the case." /><div><i>A legal eagle later took the case.</i></div><div><i>Will compile case files for carrion</i></div> Mon, 9 Nov 2020 07:59:57 +0000 http://oglaf.com/hedonistic-hotspots/ <img alt="Beyond Pleasuredome" id="strip" src="https://media.oglaf.com/comic/hedonic_hotspots.jpg" title="Take the pleasure craft up to ramming speed" /><div><i>Take the pleasure craft up to ramming speed</i></div><div><i>Beyond Pleasuredome</i></div> Mon, 16 Nov 2020 07:59:58 +0000 http://oglaf.com/sirenia/ <img alt="Cow rustlers. Sea-cow rustlers." id="strip" src="https://media.oglaf.com/comic/sirenia.jpg" title="after a while at sea, everything starts looking like a friendly donut." /><div><i>after a while at sea, everything starts looking like a friendly donut.</i></div><div><i>Cow rustlers. Sea-cow rustlers.</i></div> Mon, 23 Nov 2020 07:59:58 +0000 http://oglaf.com/rattlesnake/ <img alt="tykes with spikes" id="strip" src="https://media.oglaf.com/comic/rattlesnake.jpg" title="Children are the future, unless you kill them." /><div><i>Children are the future, unless you kill them.</i></div><div><i>tykes with spikes</i></div> Mon, 30 Nov 2020 07:59:57 +0000 http://oglaf.com/associate-membership/ <img alt="Lick my cult" id="strip" src="https://media.oglaf.com/comic/associate_membership.jpg" title="A cult with a buffet is a religion, as far as I’m concerned." /><div><i>A cult with a buffet is a religion, as far as I’m concerned.</i></div><div><i>Lick my cult</i></div> Mon, 7 Dec 2020 07:59:58 +0000 http://oglaf.com/verbalcomponent/ <img alt="A job for a mob" id="strip" src="https://media.oglaf.com/comic/verbalcomponent.jpg" title="Pointing the finger. Classic somatic component." /><div><i>Pointing the finger. Classic somatic component.</i></div><div><i>A job for a mob</i></div> Mon, 14 Dec 2020 07:59:57 +0000 http://oglaf.com/axmas/ <img alt="the yuletides of war" id="strip" src="https://media.oglaf.com/comic/axmas.jpg" title="There hasn't been this much Christmas trouble since the Cuban mistletoe crisis" /><div><i>There hasn't been this much Christmas trouble since the Cuban mistletoe crisis</i></div><div><i>the yuletides of war</i></div> Mon, 21 Dec 2020 07:59:57 +0000 http://oglaf.com/tsa2020/ <img alt="What if another smurf shows up who also likes cooking? Do they fight to the death?" id="strip" src="https://media.oglaf.com/comic/TSA-2020.jpg" title="The mould sitation in a mushroom house must be terrible" /><div><i>The mould sitation in a mushroom house must be terrible</i></div><div><i>What if another smurf shows up who also likes cooking? Do they fight to the death?</i></div> Mon, 28 Dec 2020 07:59:58 +0000