http://achewood.com Achewood Archive http://achewood.com/2016/04/15/title.html <div><img alt="achewood April 15, 2016" class="comicImage" src="http://achewood.com/assets/img/04152016.png" /><div><i>Self-nullification was originally the final stage in the self-actualization pyramid, but then Maslow outgrew his GG Allin phase.</i></div></div> Wed, 23 Apr 2025 08:00:05 +0000 http://achewood.com/2016/04/22/title.html <div><img alt="achewood April 22, 2016" class="comicImage" src="http://achewood.com/assets/img/04222016.png" /><div><i>Visi-Bowel tap dancers would seem unwatchably undignified...at best</i></div></div> Wed, 23 Apr 2025 08:00:06 +0000 http://achewood.com/2016/05/06/title.html <div><img alt="achewood May 6, 2016" class="comicImage" src="http://achewood.com/assets/img/05062016.png" /><div><i>This will be the first presidency run largely by Wikipedia and discreet texts to Roast Beef</i></div></div> Thu, 24 Apr 2025 08:00:04 +0000 http://achewood.com/2016/05/13/title.html <div><img alt="achewood May 13, 2016" class="comicImage" src="http://achewood.com/assets/img/05132016.png" /><div><i>Actually I think the first rule of improv is the two drink minimum</i></div></div> Thu, 24 Apr 2025 08:00:05 +0000 http://achewood.com/2016/05/20/title.html <div><img alt="achewood May 20, 2016" class="comicImage" src="http://achewood.com/assets/img/05202016.png" /><div><i>Communal tables will, of course, be the deal-breaker between Roast Beef and self-actualization</i></div></div> Thu, 24 Apr 2025 08:00:06 +0000 http://achewood.com/2016/05/27/title.html <div><img alt="achewood May 27, 2016" class="comicImage" src="http://achewood.com/assets/img/05272016.png" /><div><i>Surprisingly, the solution does not involve dying alone in a soiled sleeping bag in New Jersey.</i></div></div> Thu, 24 Apr 2025 08:00:07 +0000 http://achewood.com/2016/06/03/title.html <div><img alt="achewood June 3, 2016" class="comicImage" src="http://achewood.com/assets/img/06032016.png" /><div><i>Teodor's business sense always seems to have just fallen off the molecule truck.</i></div></div> Thu, 24 Apr 2025 08:00:08 +0000 http://achewood.com/2016/06/10/title.html <div><img alt="achewood June 10, 2016" class="comicImage" src="http://achewood.com/assets/img/06102016.png" /><div><i>All in all, not a total waste of tax dollars. </i></div></div> Thu, 24 Apr 2025 08:00:09 +0000 http://achewood.com/2016/06/17/title.html <div><img alt="achewood June 17, 2016" class="comicImage" src="http://achewood.com/assets/img/06172016.png" /><div><i>Sondra went for the jugular this time. A mother can only have so much patience with Ray Smuckles.</i></div></div> Fri, 25 Apr 2025 08:00:01 +0000 http://achewood.com/2016/07/01/title.html <div><img alt="achewood July 1, 2016" class="comicImage" src="http://achewood.com/assets/img/07012016.png" /><div><i>To be fair, Ray is really enjoying his spectacular new bowel movements. </i></div></div> Fri, 25 Apr 2025 08:00:02 +0000 http://achewood.com/2016/07/08/title.html <div><img alt="achewood July 8, 2016" class="comicImage" src="http://achewood.com/assets/img/07082016.png" /><div><i>Dance like there’s nobody watching you pay seventeen dollars for a book that could have been three pages</i></div></div> Fri, 25 Apr 2025 08:00:03 +0000 http://achewood.com/2016/07/15/title.html <div><img alt="achewood July 15, 2016" class="comicImage" src="http://achewood.com/assets/img/07152016.png" /><div><i>The disapproving country bar of the mind was actually Freud's sixth and most portable construct.</i></div></div> Fri, 25 Apr 2025 08:00:04 +0000 http://achewood.com/2016/07/22/title.html <div><img alt="achewood July 22, 2016" class="comicImage" src="http://achewood.com/assets/img/07222016.png" /><div><i>He only uses his anger at Gramma K on par-4 holes</i></div></div> Fri, 25 Apr 2025 08:00:05 +0000 http://achewood.com/2016/07/29/title.html <div><img alt="achewood July 29, 2016" class="comicImage" src="http://achewood.com/assets/img/07292016.png" /><div><i>Showbiz is the potato clock version of the Walking Dead</i></div></div> Fri, 25 Apr 2025 08:00:06 +0000 http://achewood.com/2016/08/12/title.html <div><img alt="achewood August 12, 2016" class="comicImage" src="http://achewood.com/assets/img/08122016.png" /><div><i>One of the most endearing things about Ray is that he's always mixing up Scientific vs. Design Thinking methodologies.</i></div></div> Sat, 26 Apr 2025 08:00:01 +0000 http://achewood.com/2016/08/19/title.html <div><img alt="achewood August 19, 2016" class="comicImage" src="http://achewood.com/assets/img/08192016.png" /><div><i>Todd first set this challenge to himself when my 11-year old daughter was zero.</i></div></div> Sat, 26 Apr 2025 08:00:02 +0000 http://achewood.com/2016/08/26/title.html <div><img alt="achewood August 26, 2016" class="comicImage" src="http://achewood.com/assets/img/08262016.png" /><div><i>Decapitated by Hernias, calling Bob Pollard</i></div></div> Sat, 26 Apr 2025 08:00:03 +0000 http://achewood.com/2016/09/09/title.html <div><img alt="achewood September 9, 2016" class="comicImage" src="http://achewood.com/assets/img/09092016.png" /><div><i>Coffee is television. The cannabinoid is eternity’s sidecar. Keep your arms and legs inside the ride at your own peril. </i></div></div> Sat, 26 Apr 2025 08:00:04 +0000 http://achewood.com/2016/09/16/title.html <div><img alt="achewood September 16, 2016" class="comicImage" src="http://achewood.com/assets/img/09162016.png" /><div><i>What Ray is trying to say is that without alcohol, he realizes that his flirting technique basically just amounts to bothering women in public.</i></div></div> Sat, 26 Apr 2025 08:00:05 +0000 http://achewood.com/2016/09/23/title.html <div><img alt="achewood September 23, 2016" class="comicImage" src="http://achewood.com/assets/img/09232016.png" /><div><i>The Pepperjack Scramble Ritual is kind of like if the Algonquin Round Table hadn't qualified for a Wikipedia entry.</i></div></div> Sat, 26 Apr 2025 08:00:06 +0000 http://achewood.com/2016/09/30/title.html <div><img alt="achewood September 30, 2016" class="comicImage" src="http://achewood.com/assets/img/09302016.png" /><div><i>Speaking of which, time to hit the vape and catch the bus</i></div></div> Sun, 27 Apr 2025 08:00:01 +0000 http://achewood.com/2016/10/07/title.html <div><img alt="achewood October 7, 2016" class="comicImage" src="http://achewood.com/assets/img/10072016.png" /><div><i>Lyle would absolutely have Pat do France tongues with a boy dog's ass. </i></div></div> Sun, 27 Apr 2025 08:00:02 +0000 http://achewood.com/2016/10/21/title.html <div><img alt="achewood October 21, 2016" class="comicImage" src="http://achewood.com/assets/img/10212016.png" /><div><i>I just think it's charming that a little character from fiction thinks he got herpes in this manner.</i></div></div> Sun, 27 Apr 2025 08:00:03 +0000 http://achewood.com/2016/10/28/title.html <div><img alt="achewood October 28, 2016" class="comicImage" src="http://achewood.com/assets/img/10282016.png" /><div><i>What really bugged Philippe was that he had to spend his half hour of screen time talking with some guy from the Rotterdam Economics Institute</i></div></div> Sun, 27 Apr 2025 08:00:04 +0000 http://achewood.com/2016/11/11/title.html <div><img alt="achewood November 11, 2016" class="comicImage" src="http://achewood.com/assets/img/11112016.png" /><div><i>You come at a cat, you also get lots of medical bills for when they ate aglets or had inbreedism</i></div></div> Sun, 27 Apr 2025 08:00:05 +0000 http://achewood.com/2016/11/18/title.html <div><img alt="achewood November 18, 2016" class="comicImage" src="http://achewood.com/assets/img/11182016.png" /><div><i>Roast Beef has never driven across a bridge without imagining its collapse and his method of escape from his vehicle.</i></div></div> Sun, 27 Apr 2025 08:00:06 +0000 http://achewood.com/2016/12/01/title.html <div><img alt="achewood December 1, 2016" class="comicImage" src="http://achewood.com/assets/img/12012016.png" /><div><i>Autoerotic asphyxiation is clearly such a deeply burned neurological pathway in Todd's mind that there's no way he stutters it</i></div></div> Mon, 28 Apr 2025 08:00:03 +0000 http://achewood.com/2016/12/09/title.html <div><img alt="achewood December 9, 2016" class="comicImage" src="http://achewood.com/assets/img/12092016.png" /><div><i>Tuff gong love</i></div></div> Mon, 28 Apr 2025 08:00:04 +0000 http://achewood.com/2016/12/25/title.html <div><img alt="achewood December 25, 2016" class="comicImage" src="http://achewood.com/assets/img/12252016.png" /><div><i>I intentionally ended this storyline in the blogs, and my blog will tell you why.</i></div></div> Mon, 28 Apr 2025 08:00:05 +0000 End of archive has been reached. 2025-04-28T08:00:06