http://achewood.com Achewood Archive http://achewood.com/index.php?date=02212014 <div><img alt="Comic for February 21, 2014" class="comic" src="http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=02212014" /><div><i>-You see that, young lady? Respect. Respect for one's elders gives character.- W. Wolf</i></div></div> Mon, 16 Oct 2017 02:00:56 +0000 http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03012014 <div><img alt="Comic for March 01, 2014" class="comic" src="http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=03012014" /><div><i>Folly, noise, odor, man. </i></div></div> Mon, 16 Oct 2017 02:00:57 +0000 http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03182014 <div><img alt="Comic for March 18, 2014" class="comic" src="http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=03182014" /><div><i>Dem bones had and held it for now.</i></div></div> Mon, 16 Oct 2017 02:00:58 +0000 http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03212014 <div><img alt="Comic for March 21, 2014" class="comic" src="http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=03212014" /><div><i>Why does lunch food that isn’t yours always smell like a Fucked-Up Wad of Shit, anyway?</i></div></div> Mon, 16 Oct 2017 02:00:59 +0000 http://achewood.com/index.php?date=04072014 <div><img alt="Comic for April 07, 2014" class="comic" src="http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=04072014" /><div><i>Motherfucker got juicy with the wrong Mustang</i></div></div> Mon, 16 Oct 2017 02:01:00 +0000 http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12242015 <div><img alt="Comic for December 24, 2015" class="comic" src="http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=12242015" /><div><i>This strip is for all the little kids getting operations tonight</i></div></div> Mon, 16 Oct 2017 02:01:01 +0000 http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01012016 <div><img alt="Comic for January 01, 2016" class="comic" src="http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=01012016" /><div><i>You might think this is a weird way to direct unwanted data, but this is still a relatively new application of the technology, so not really.</i></div></div> Mon, 16 Oct 2017 02:01:02 +0000 http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01082016 <div><img alt="Comic for January 08, 2016" class="comic" src="http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=01082016" /><div><i>Some days the best thing Roast Beef can say about life is it's a free pair of teeth</i></div></div> Tue, 17 Oct 2017 02:00:52 +0000 http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01152016 <div><img alt="Comic for January 15, 2016" class="comic" src="http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=01152016" /><div><i>Paleo is defined as, eating foods before leopards and enemies do. </i></div></div> Tue, 17 Oct 2017 02:00:53 +0000 http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01222016 <div><img alt="Comic for January 22, 2016" class="comic" src="http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=01222016" /><div><i>You don't have to go home but you can't stay here, Charlie Brown</i></div></div> Tue, 17 Oct 2017 02:00:54 +0000 http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01292016 <div><img alt="Comic for January 29, 2016" class="comic" src="http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=01292016" /><div><i>Only a barbarian gets rid of a guy just ‘cause he’s gone.</i></div></div> Tue, 17 Oct 2017 02:00:55 +0000 http://achewood.com/index.php?date=02052016 <div><img alt="Comic for February 05, 2016" class="comic" src="http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=02052016" /><div><i>The inward-type mistakes cat now has to go get coffee in a nearby town. Forever.</i></div></div> Tue, 17 Oct 2017 02:00:56 +0000 http://achewood.com/index.php?date=02192016 <div><img alt="Comic for February 19, 2016" class="comic" src="http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=02192016" /><div><i>Achewood is now permanently a comic about my Thursday morning trip to get drive-thru coffee</i></div></div> Tue, 17 Oct 2017 02:00:57 +0000 http://achewood.com/index.php?date=02262016 <div><img alt="Comic for February 26, 2016" class="comic" src="http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=02262016" /><div><i>A five-year old boy who’s in trouble for leaving all his crayons in the sink might just be the people’s best option at this point</i></div></div> Tue, 17 Oct 2017 02:00:58 +0000 http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03042016 <div><img alt="Comic for March 04, 2016" class="comic" src="http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=03042016" /><div><i>Ray can’t wear his nice moccasins to the Cinema 12 any more because of guys who piss like Hitler.</i></div></div> Tue, 17 Oct 2017 02:00:59 +0000 http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03112016 <div><img alt="Comic for March 11, 2016" class="comic" src="http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=03112016" /><div><i>Authenticution is part of any good layered approach to network security</i></div></div> Tue, 17 Oct 2017 02:01:00 +0000 http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03182016 <div><img alt="Comic for March 18, 2016" class="comic" src="http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=03182016" /><div><i>The concept of a wholesome and superior past was invented largely to aid in the salesmanship of canned stew and politics </i></div></div> Tue, 17 Oct 2017 02:01:01 +0000 http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03252016 <div><img alt="Comic for March 25, 2016" class="comic" src="http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=03252016" /><div><i>In the original ending for this strip, Ray and Teodor agreed to manufacture perineal compression swimsuits.</i></div></div> Wed, 18 Oct 2017 02:00:53 +0000 http://achewood.com/index.php?date=04012016 <div><img alt="Comic for April 01, 2016" class="comic" src="http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=04012016" /><div><i>Two idiots are arguing about their hair</i></div></div> Wed, 18 Oct 2017 02:00:54 +0000 http://achewood.com/index.php?date=04082016 <div><img alt="Comic for April 08, 2016" class="comic" src="http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=04082016" /><div><i>It was actually magazine cologne inserts, but I believe his point still stands. </i></div></div> Wed, 18 Oct 2017 02:00:55 +0000 http://achewood.com/index.php?date=04152016 <div><img alt="Comic for April 15, 2016" class="comic" src="http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=04152016" /><div><i>Self-nullification was originally the final stage in the self-actualization pyramid, but then Maslow outgrew his GG Allin phase.</i></div></div> Wed, 18 Oct 2017 02:00:56 +0000 http://achewood.com/index.php?date=04222016 <div><img alt="Comic for April 22, 2016" class="comic" src="http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=04222016" /><div><i>Visi-Bowel tap dancers would seem unwatchably undignified...at best</i></div></div> Wed, 18 Oct 2017 02:00:57 +0000 http://achewood.com/index.php?date=05062016 <div><img alt="Comic for May 06, 2016" class="comic" src="http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=05062016" /><div><i>This will be the first presidency run largely by Wikipedia and discreet texts to Roast Beef</i></div></div> Wed, 18 Oct 2017 02:00:58 +0000 http://achewood.com/index.php?date=05132016 <div><img alt="Comic for May 13, 2016" class="comic" src="http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=05132016" /><div><i>Actually I think the first rule of improv is the two drink minimum</i></div></div> Wed, 18 Oct 2017 02:00:59 +0000 http://achewood.com/index.php?date=05202016 <div><img alt="Comic for May 20, 2016" class="comic" src="http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=05202016" /><div><i>Communal tables will, of course, be the deal-breaker between Roast Beef and self-actualization</i></div></div> Wed, 18 Oct 2017 02:01:00 +0000 http://achewood.com/index.php?date=05272016 <div><img alt="Comic for May 27, 2016" class="comic" src="http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=05272016" /><div><i>Surprisingly, the solution does not involve dying alone in a soiled sleeping bag in New Jersey.</i></div></div> Wed, 18 Oct 2017 02:01:01 +0000 http://achewood.com/index.php?date=06032016 <div><img alt="Comic for June 03, 2016" class="comic" src="http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=06032016" /><div><i>Teodor's business sense always seems to have just fallen off the molecule truck.</i></div></div> Wed, 18 Oct 2017 02:01:02 +0000 http://achewood.com/index.php?date=06102016 <div><img alt="Comic for June 10, 2016" class="comic" src="http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=06102016" /><div><i>All in all, not a total waste of tax dollars. </i></div></div> Thu, 19 Oct 2017 02:00:53 +0000 http://achewood.com/index.php?date=06172016 <div><img alt="Comic for June 17, 2016" class="comic" src="http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=06172016" /><div><i>Sondra went for the jugular this time. A mother can only have so much patience with Ray Smuckles.</i></div></div> Thu, 19 Oct 2017 02:00:54 +0000 http://achewood.com/index.php?date=07012016 <div><img alt="Comic for July 01, 2016" class="comic" src="http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=07012016" /><div><i>To be fair, Ray is really enjoying his spectacular new bowel movements. </i></div></div> Thu, 19 Oct 2017 02:00:55 +0000 http://achewood.com/index.php?date=07082016 <div><img alt="Comic for July 08, 2016" class="comic" src="http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=07082016" /><div><i>Dance like there’s nobody watching you pay seventeen dollars for a book that could have been three pages</i></div></div> Thu, 19 Oct 2017 02:00:56 +0000 http://achewood.com/index.php?date=07152016 <div><img alt="Comic for July 15, 2016" class="comic" src="http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=07152016" /><div><i>The disapproving country bar of the mind was actually Freud's sixth and most portable construct.</i></div></div> Thu, 19 Oct 2017 02:00:57 +0000 http://achewood.com/index.php?date=07222016 <div><img alt="Comic for July 22, 2016" class="comic" src="http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=07222016" /><div><i>He only uses his anger at Gramma K on par-4 holes</i></div></div> Thu, 19 Oct 2017 02:00:58 +0000 http://achewood.com/index.php?date=07292016 <div><img alt="Comic for July 29, 2016" class="comic" src="http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=07292016" /><div><i>Showbiz is the potato clock version of the Walking Dead</i></div></div> Thu, 19 Oct 2017 02:00:59 +0000 http://achewood.com/index.php?date=08122016 <div><img alt="Comic for August 12, 2016" class="comic" src="http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=08122016" /><div><i>One of the most endearing things about Ray is that he's always mixing up Scientific vs. Design Thinking methodologies.</i></div></div> Thu, 19 Oct 2017 02:01:00 +0000 http://achewood.com/index.php?date=08192016 <div><img alt="Comic for August 19, 2016" class="comic" src="http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=08192016" /><div><i>Todd first set this challenge to himself when my 11-year old daughter was zero.</i></div></div> Thu, 19 Oct 2017 02:01:01 +0000 http://achewood.com/index.php?date=08262016 <div><img alt="Comic for August 26, 2016" class="comic" src="http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=08262016" /><div><i>Decapitated by Hernias, calling Bob Pollard</i></div></div> Thu, 19 Oct 2017 02:01:02 +0000 http://achewood.com/index.php?date=09092016 <div><img alt="Comic for September 09, 2016" class="comic" src="http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=09092016" /><div><i>Coffee is television. The cannabinoid is eternity’s sidecar. Keep your arms and legs inside the ride at your own peril. </i></div></div> Fri, 20 Oct 2017 02:00:54 +0000 http://achewood.com/index.php?date=09162016 <div><img alt="Comic for September 16, 2016" class="comic" src="http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=09162016" /><div><i>What Ray is trying to say is that without alcohol, he realizes that his flirting technique basically just amounts to bothering women in public.</i></div></div> Fri, 20 Oct 2017 02:00:55 +0000 http://achewood.com/index.php?date=09232016 <div><img alt="Comic for September 23, 2016" class="comic" src="http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=09232016" /><div><i>The Pepperjack Scramble Ritual is kind of like if the Algonquin Round Table hadn't qualified for a Wikipedia entry.</i></div></div> Fri, 20 Oct 2017 02:00:56 +0000 http://achewood.com/index.php?date=09302016 <div><img alt="Comic for September 30, 2016" class="comic" src="http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=09302016" /><div><i>Speaking of which, time to hit the vape and catch the bus</i></div></div> Fri, 20 Oct 2017 02:00:57 +0000 http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10072016 <div><img alt="Comic for October 07, 2016" class="comic" src="http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=10072016" /><div><i>Lyle would absolutely have Pat do France tongues with a boy dog's ass. </i></div></div> Fri, 20 Oct 2017 02:00:58 +0000 http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10212016 <div><img alt="Comic for October 21, 2016" class="comic" src="http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=10212016" /><div><i>I just think it's charming that a little character from fiction thinks he got herpes in this manner.</i></div></div> Fri, 20 Oct 2017 02:00:59 +0000 http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10282016 <div><img alt="Comic for October 28, 2016" class="comic" src="http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=10282016" /><div><i>What really bugged Philippe was that he had to spend his half hour of screen time talking with some guy from the Rotterdam Economics Institute</i></div></div> Fri, 20 Oct 2017 02:01:00 +0000 http://achewood.com/index.php?date=11112016 <div><img alt="Comic for November 11, 2016" class="comic" src="http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=11112016" /><div><i>You come at a cat, you also get lots of medical bills for when they ate aglets or had inbreedism</i></div></div> Fri, 20 Oct 2017 02:01:01 +0000 http://achewood.com/index.php?date=11182016 <div><img alt="Comic for November 18, 2016" class="comic" src="http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=11182016" /><div><i>Roast Beef has never driven across a bridge without imagining its collapse and his method of escape from his vehicle.</i></div></div> Fri, 20 Oct 2017 02:01:02 +0000 http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12012016 <div><img alt="Comic for December 01, 2016" class="comic" src="http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=12012016" /><div><i>Autoerotic asphyxiation is clearly such a deeply burned neurological pathway in Todd's mind that there's no way he stutters it</i></div></div> Fri, 20 Oct 2017 02:01:03 +0000 http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12092016 <div><img alt="Comic for December 09, 2016" class="comic" src="http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=12092016" /><div><i>Tuff gong love</i></div></div> Sat, 21 Oct 2017 02:00:53 +0000 http://achewood.com/index.php <div><img alt="Comic for December 25, 2016" class="comic" src="http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=12252016" /><div><i>I intentionally ended this storyline in the blogs, and my blog will tell you why.</i></div></div> Sat, 21 Oct 2017 02:00:54 +0000 End of archive has been reached. 2017-10-21T02:00:55