<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>

<rss version="2.0"
 xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
 xmlns:taxo="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/taxonomy/"
 xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
 xmlns:syn="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
 xmlns:admin="http://webns.net/mvcb/"
>

<channel>
<title>Achewood Archive</title>
<link>http://achewood.com</link>
<description>Achewood Archive</description>

<item>
<title>Achewood &#xA7; Friday, September 20, 2013</title>
<link>http://achewood.com/index.php?date=09202013</link>
<description>&#x3C;div&#x3E;&#x3C;img alt=&#x22;Comic for September 20, 2013&#x22; class=&#x22;comic&#x22; src=&#x22;http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=09202013&#x22; /&#x3E;&#x3C;div&#x3E;&#x3C;i&#x3E;I fucking hate live music in restaurants.&#x3C;/i&#x3E;&#x3C;/div&#x3E;&#x3C;/div&#x3E;</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2015 08:05:17 -0000</pubDate>
</item>
<item>
<title>Achewood &#xA7; Friday, September 27, 2013</title>
<link>http://achewood.com/index.php?date=09272013</link>
<description>&#x3C;div&#x3E;&#x3C;img alt=&#x22;Comic for September 27, 2013&#x22; class=&#x22;comic&#x22; src=&#x22;http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=09272013&#x22; /&#x3E;&#x3C;div&#x3E;&#x3C;i&#x3E;I think we all know who eats the pants in this family. &#x3C;/i&#x3E;&#x3C;/div&#x3E;&#x3C;/div&#x3E;</description>
<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2015 08:05:13 -0000</pubDate>
</item>
<item>
<title>Achewood &#xA7; Friday, October 4, 2013</title>
<link>http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10042013</link>
<description>&#x3C;div&#x3E;&#x3C;img alt=&#x22;Comic for October 04, 2013&#x22; class=&#x22;comic&#x22; src=&#x22;http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=10042013&#x22; /&#x3E;&#x3C;div&#x3E;&#x3C;i&#x3E;Touch someone you know cleverly today. &#x3C;/i&#x3E;&#x3C;/div&#x3E;&#x3C;/div&#x3E;</description>
<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2015 08:05:14 -0000</pubDate>
</item>
<item>
<title>Achewood &#xA7; Friday, October 11, 2013</title>
<link>http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10112013</link>
<description>&#x3C;div&#x3E;&#x3C;img alt=&#x22;Comic for October 11, 2013&#x22; class=&#x22;comic&#x22; src=&#x22;http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=10112013&#x22; /&#x3E;&#x3C;div&#x3E;&#x3C;i&#x3E;The last thing Roast Beef needs is a child&#x27;s dead body on his couch for the rest of his life. &#x3C;/i&#x3E;&#x3C;/div&#x3E;&#x3C;/div&#x3E;</description>
<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2015 08:05:15 -0000</pubDate>
</item>
<item>
<title>Achewood &#xA7; Friday, October 18, 2013</title>
<link>http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10182013</link>
<description>&#x3C;div&#x3E;&#x3C;img alt=&#x22;Comic for October 18, 2013&#x22; class=&#x22;comic&#x22; src=&#x22;http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=10182013&#x22; /&#x3E;&#x3C;div&#x3E;&#x3C;i&#x3E;Lyle is the Johnny Appleseed of shitter-&#x27;shine. &#x3C;/i&#x3E;&#x3C;/div&#x3E;&#x3C;/div&#x3E;</description>
<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2015 08:05:16 -0000</pubDate>
</item>
<item>
<title>Achewood &#xA7; Friday, October 25, 2013</title>
<link>http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10252013</link>
<description>&#x3C;div&#x3E;&#x3C;img alt=&#x22;Comic for October 25, 2013&#x22; class=&#x22;comic&#x22; src=&#x22;http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=10252013&#x22; /&#x3E;&#x3C;div&#x3E;&#x3C;i&#x3E;Roast Beef basically did not like Mr. Dahnert.&#x3C;/i&#x3E;&#x3C;/div&#x3E;&#x3C;/div&#x3E;</description>
<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2015 08:05:17 -0000</pubDate>
</item>
<item>
<title>Achewood &#xA7; Friday, November 1, 2013</title>
<link>http://achewood.com/index.php?date=11012013</link>
<description>&#x3C;div&#x3E;&#x3C;img alt=&#x22;Comic for November 01, 2013&#x22; class=&#x22;comic&#x22; src=&#x22;http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=11012013&#x22; /&#x3E;&#x3C;div&#x3E;&#x3C;i&#x3E;Dead Letter Office of Open Letters&#x3C;/i&#x3E;&#x3C;/div&#x3E;&#x3C;/div&#x3E;</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2015 08:05:12 -0000</pubDate>
</item>
<item>
<title>Achewood &#xA7; Friday, November 8, 2013</title>
<link>http://achewood.com/index.php?date=11082013</link>
<description>&#x3C;div&#x3E;&#x3C;img alt=&#x22;Comic for November 08, 2013&#x22; class=&#x22;comic&#x22; src=&#x22;http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=11082013&#x22; /&#x3E;&#x3C;div&#x3E;&#x3C;i&#x3E;Every dog, a little Buddha with a supper dish. &#x3C;/i&#x3E;&#x3C;/div&#x3E;&#x3C;/div&#x3E;</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2015 08:05:13 -0000</pubDate>
</item>
<item>
<title>Achewood &#xA7; Friday, November 15, 2013</title>
<link>http://achewood.com/index.php?date=11152013</link>
<description>&#x3C;div&#x3E;&#x3C;img alt=&#x22;Comic for November 15, 2013&#x22; class=&#x22;comic&#x22; src=&#x22;http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=11152013&#x22; /&#x3E;&#x3C;div&#x3E;&#x3C;i&#x3E;I don&#x27;t think the policeman can really tell if Beef is good at karate or not, given how he&#x27;s laying.&#x3C;/i&#x3E;&#x3C;/div&#x3E;&#x3C;/div&#x3E;</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2015 08:05:14 -0000</pubDate>
</item>
<item>
<title>Achewood &#xA7; Friday, November 22, 2013</title>
<link>http://achewood.com/index.php?date=11222013</link>
<description>&#x3C;div&#x3E;&#x3C;img alt=&#x22;Comic for November 22, 2013&#x22; class=&#x22;comic&#x22; src=&#x22;http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=11222013&#x22; /&#x3E;&#x3C;div&#x3E;&#x3C;i&#x3E;If you are having free will and your parents are home, run the sink, etc. &#x3C;/i&#x3E;&#x3C;/div&#x3E;&#x3C;/div&#x3E;</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2015 08:05:15 -0000</pubDate>
</item>
<item>
<title>Achewood &#xA7; Friday, December 6, 2013</title>
<link>http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12062013</link>
<description>&#x3C;div&#x3E;&#x3C;img alt=&#x22;Comic for December 06, 2013&#x22; class=&#x22;comic&#x22; src=&#x22;http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=12062013&#x22; /&#x3E;&#x3C;div&#x3E;&#x3C;i&#x3E;I spent a month at the bins and only got a stained hoody from my prestigious alma mater. &#x3C;/i&#x3E;&#x3C;/div&#x3E;&#x3C;/div&#x3E;</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2015 08:05:16 -0000</pubDate>
</item>
<item>
<title>Achewood &#xA7; Friday, December 13, 2013</title>
<link>http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12132013</link>
<description>&#x3C;div&#x3E;&#x3C;img alt=&#x22;Comic for December 13, 2013&#x22; class=&#x22;comic&#x22; src=&#x22;http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=12132013&#x22; /&#x3E;&#x3C;div&#x3E;&#x3C;i&#x3E;In which Penny may no longer be forced to Ramone Alone. &#x3C;/i&#x3E;&#x3C;/div&#x3E;&#x3C;/div&#x3E;</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2015 08:01:04 -0000</pubDate>
</item>
<item>
<title>Achewood &#xA7; Friday, December 20, 2013</title>
<link>http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12202013</link>
<description>&#x3C;div&#x3E;&#x3C;img alt=&#x22;Comic for December 20, 2013&#x22; class=&#x22;comic&#x22; src=&#x22;http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=12202013&#x22; /&#x3E;&#x3C;div&#x3E;&#x3C;i&#x3E;Charts dies of emphysema in panel 29, falling in among the diseased Reeboks and brittle Keens. &#x3C;/i&#x3E;&#x3C;/div&#x3E;&#x3C;/div&#x3E;</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2015 08:01:05 -0000</pubDate>
</item>
<item>
<title>Achewood &#xA7; Friday, January 3, 2014</title>
<link>http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01032014</link>
<description>&#x3C;div&#x3E;&#x3C;img alt=&#x22;Comic for January 03, 2014&#x22; class=&#x22;comic&#x22; src=&#x22;http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=01032014&#x22; /&#x3E;&#x3C;div&#x3E;&#x3C;i&#x3E;There&#x2019;s no reward. It&#x2019;s just a fact that he&#x2019;s lost. &#x3C;/i&#x3E;&#x3C;/div&#x3E;&#x3C;/div&#x3E;</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2015 08:01:06 -0000</pubDate>
</item>
<item>
<title>Achewood &#xA7; Friday, January 10, 2014</title>
<link>http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01102014</link>
<description>&#x3C;div&#x3E;&#x3C;img alt=&#x22;Comic for January 10, 2014&#x22; class=&#x22;comic&#x22; src=&#x22;http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=01102014&#x22; /&#x3E;&#x3C;div&#x3E;&#x3C;i&#x3E;HURTLING AT THE SUN LIKE A MISSILE THAT&#x27;S A METEOR THAT&#x27;S A GRAVE IN FLIGHT !&#x3C;/i&#x3E;&#x3C;/div&#x3E;&#x3C;/div&#x3E;</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2015 08:01:07 -0000</pubDate>
</item>
<item>
<title>Achewood &#xA7; Friday, January 17, 2014</title>
<link>http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01172014</link>
<description>&#x3C;div&#x3E;&#x3C;img alt=&#x22;Comic for January 17, 2014&#x22; class=&#x22;comic&#x22; src=&#x22;http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=01172014&#x22; /&#x3E;&#x3C;div&#x3E;&#x3C;i&#x3E;Every partner who looks at a warm bag of water must suspect this. &#x3C;/i&#x3E;&#x3C;/div&#x3E;&#x3C;/div&#x3E;</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2015 08:01:08 -0000</pubDate>
</item>
<item>
<title>Achewood &#xA7; Friday, January 24, 2014</title>
<link>http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01242014</link>
<description>&#x3C;div&#x3E;&#x3C;img alt=&#x22;Comic for January 24, 2014&#x22; class=&#x22;comic&#x22; src=&#x22;http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=01242014&#x22; /&#x3E;&#x3C;div&#x3E;&#x3C;i&#x3E;The child saliva rubicon. &#x3C;/i&#x3E;&#x3C;/div&#x3E;&#x3C;/div&#x3E;</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2015 08:01:06 -0000</pubDate>
</item>
<item>
<title>Achewood &#xA7; Friday, January 31, 2014</title>
<link>http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01312014</link>
<description>&#x3C;div&#x3E;&#x3C;img alt=&#x22;Comic for January 31, 2014&#x22; class=&#x22;comic&#x22; src=&#x22;http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=01312014&#x22; /&#x3E;&#x3C;div&#x3E;&#x3C;i&#x3E;An owl jumper cabled to a car battery was the original insignia of the Air Force&#x3C;/i&#x3E;&#x3C;/div&#x3E;&#x3C;/div&#x3E;</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2015 08:01:07 -0000</pubDate>
</item>
<item>
<title>Achewood &#xA7; Friday, February 14, 2014</title>
<link>http://achewood.com/index.php?date=02142014</link>
<description>&#x3C;div&#x3E;&#x3C;img alt=&#x22;Comic for February 14, 2014&#x22; class=&#x22;comic&#x22; src=&#x22;http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=02142014&#x22; /&#x3E;&#x3C;div&#x3E;&#x3C;i&#x3E;Pot Roast In Estrus narrowly lost out to the less-wieldy Wet Boy German Shepherds Locked in Sixty-Nine.&#x3C;/i&#x3E;&#x3C;/div&#x3E;&#x3C;/div&#x3E;</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2015 08:01:08 -0000</pubDate>
</item>
<item>
<title>Achewood &#xA7; Friday, February 21, 2014</title>
<link>http://achewood.com/index.php?date=02212014</link>
<description>&#x3C;div&#x3E;&#x3C;img alt=&#x22;Comic for February 21, 2014&#x22; class=&#x22;comic&#x22; src=&#x22;http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=02212014&#x22; /&#x3E;&#x3C;div&#x3E;&#x3C;i&#x3E;-You see that, young lady? Respect. Respect for one&#x27;s elders gives character.- W. Wolf&#x3C;/i&#x3E;&#x3C;/div&#x3E;&#x3C;/div&#x3E;</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2015 08:01:09 -0000</pubDate>
</item>
<item>
<title>Achewood &#xA7; Saturday, March 1, 2014</title>
<link>http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03012014</link>
<description>&#x3C;div&#x3E;&#x3C;img alt=&#x22;Comic for March 01, 2014&#x22; class=&#x22;comic&#x22; src=&#x22;http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=03012014&#x22; /&#x3E;&#x3C;div&#x3E;&#x3C;i&#x3E;Folly, noise, odor, man. &#x3C;/i&#x3E;&#x3C;/div&#x3E;&#x3C;/div&#x3E;</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2015 08:01:10 -0000</pubDate>
</item>
<item>
<title>Achewood &#xA7; Tuesday, March 18, 2014</title>
<link>http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03182014</link>
<description>&#x3C;div&#x3E;&#x3C;img alt=&#x22;Comic for March 18, 2014&#x22; class=&#x22;comic&#x22; src=&#x22;http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=03182014&#x22; /&#x3E;&#x3C;div&#x3E;&#x3C;i&#x3E;Dem bones had and held it for now.&#x3C;/i&#x3E;&#x3C;/div&#x3E;&#x3C;/div&#x3E;</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2015 08:01:06 -0000</pubDate>
</item>
<item>
<title>Achewood &#xA7; Friday, March 21, 2014</title>
<link>http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03212014</link>
<description>&#x3C;div&#x3E;&#x3C;img alt=&#x22;Comic for March 21, 2014&#x22; class=&#x22;comic&#x22; src=&#x22;http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=03212014&#x22; /&#x3E;&#x3C;div&#x3E;&#x3C;i&#x3E;Why does lunch food that isn&#x2019;t yours always smell like a Fucked-Up Wad of Shit, anyway?&#x3C;/i&#x3E;&#x3C;/div&#x3E;&#x3C;/div&#x3E;</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2015 08:01:07 -0000</pubDate>
</item>
<item>
<title>Achewood &#xA7; Monday, April 7, 2014</title>
<link>http://achewood.com/index.php</link>
<description>&#x3C;div&#x3E;&#x3C;img alt=&#x22;Comic for April 07, 2014&#x22; class=&#x22;comic&#x22; src=&#x22;http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=04072014&#x22; /&#x3E;&#x3C;div&#x3E;&#x3C;i&#x3E;Motherfucker got juicy with the wrong Mustang&#x3C;/i&#x3E;&#x3C;/div&#x3E;&#x3C;/div&#x3E;</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2015 08:01:08 -0000</pubDate>
</item>
<item>
<title>End of archive has been reached.</title>
<description>End of archive has been reached.</description>
<pubDate>2015-11-25T08:01:09</pubDate>
</item>
</channel>
</rss>